fridge brilliance

sslyby:

NEW SSLYBY ALBUM OCTOBER 2011

My dream cast for Fire by Kristin Cashore.

awwwww yisss.

this makes me miss my unnatural-colored hair days sooooo so so much. goddamn professionalism.

(Source: fuckyeahalternativehair)

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Alban Berg (1885-1935) - Austrian composer of exquisite atonal and twelve-tone works, known for his Violin Concerto and the operas Wozzeck and Lulu.  Surely the hottest of the Second Viennese School! 

This is actually what she sounds like to me when she speaks. I wish that every video of her had the sound muted and DERP DERP DERP HERPA DERP superimposed over the bottom of the screen.

(Source: betterbooktitles)

betterbooktitles:

Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by Heather Holmes.

Emily Brontë: Wuthering Heights

(Part of Readers’ Redux week. See the original Better Book Title for Wuthering Heights here.)

We need to talk about this.

1) Where can I find a man who looks like this but has the personality of Season 5/6 Fleischmann?

2) How does he make his hair look that AWESOME? I bet he uses Dr. Bronner’s.

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad was into sailing before you were and he’s got the Captain’s hat to prove it. Riding his fixie of the sea, he sailed his boat like a fistfight and left black-eyed waves in his wake as a reminder to Poseidon that he was the true king of the depths. The Atlantic winds were his mistress, but your mom was the only real person who could raise his sail.

So hipsters, next time you’re shopping for lateral blue striped shirts and brushing up on your sea speak before an ocean bound voyage, remember this…

You’ll always just be a deckhand to the original master and commander.

Thanks to Icawdrey for today’s epic dad photo.